The Perfect Man Builder 2012 Part One

It was a beautiful day at the State Fair. My friend and I had traveled around looking at all the sights and decided to go inside for a quick break to discuss our next plan of action. We stopped at a building and saw a sign that caught our eyes. It advertised of a new machine called the Perfect Man Builder 2012. Immediately, we both ran into the building and scanned the building for this mysterious machine. We didn’t have to look far. The booth was simple but there were hundreds of women (I assume they were single) around it staring googly-eyed, past the man touting his sales pitch, to a box that had been “glitterfied” and painted a dark blue. He said (if I remember correctly) “You’ve heard it said that the perfect man does not exist. I’m here to tell you that I’ve come to the realization that the phrase that once was true can now be proven false with the Perfect Man Builder 2012. You can choose anything from the color of their hair tips to the size of their feet. Just push a button and violà the perfect man for you. Ladies it’s a dream come true.” All of us enthusiastically applauded. He asked “Would anyone like to help me demonstrate this….” I didn’t hear the last word or words because the crowd surged forward with hands raised and voices screaming. He looked into the crowd, pointed directly at me, and said “You! You can help me.” Shocked, I found myself soon afterwards on the platform getting a tour of all the fancy tools, lights, and sounds. He stood and laughed with me as I made my crazy choices based on celebrities I had seen. He cracked up at the request that my perfect man have a bass voice like Josh Turner yet sing like Gerald Ford. I entered in my selection and pushed the Start button. That’s when I heard…

“Christa…time to wake up!”my mom called from the hallway interrupting my beautiful dream. I was right there. I had made my selections and the curtain was about to open and reveal my perfect man but my mom had to wake me up. Ugh! It always happens. I never get to see the good parts of my dreams. *Sigh* He was right there, the man that I had so longed to see, my Mr. Right. I begrudgingly rolled out of bed with sadness and then I started thinking. Wait a minute! If the Perfect Man Builder 2012 was real what would my perfect man look like? So I did a little research which I must admit was quite fun looking at handsome guys and deciding what my tastes were. I have always known that I will never find a man that meets all of my tastes but hey it’s nice to dream isn’t it?

For the first part of this series I wanted to concentrate on the face. What would my perfect man’s face look like? I’m so glad you asked. I’ll start with the hair. This one was very hard to decide as I have always been a sucker for spiked hair. It doesn’t matter what style if he has spiked hair, he’s got one point. Granted I’m not talking about 80’s Mohawk spiked but normal spiked hair. I settled on David Beckham (who is good looking anyways) after a strenuous search. I absolutely love the center spike. In this picture, it’s a tiny bit off-center giving a hap-hazard look. Heart be still!

Next would be his eyes. Blue eyes are the best I think, but green comes in at a close second. I chose Bradley Cooper’s eyes. Aren’t they beautiful?? So dreamy…………………………….

Oh sorry, I was lost in a sea of blue for a second. Next would be the nose I guess although I’m not particular about those as long as they don’t look like a lying Pinocchio nose, if you get my drift. That being said I settled on one that I liked more than the others.

Next is facial hair. I am against MUSTACHES!!! I think they look incredibly old-fashioned and most guys could not pull one off. I am a fan however of soul patches and chinstraps. It took a little bit to decide this one as I couldn’t find one that I totally loved until I saw Apollo Anton Ohno’s soul patch. No more looking for me!!

On a side note, he’s got beautiful brown eyes. Besides the eyes I think the most important things about a guy’s face is his smile. What kind of blog about the perfect man would be complete without George Clooney? So the award for the Perfect Man smile goes to him. Hold on to your heart girls, it’s about to fly away….

Finally, the man’s got to have a nice looking jaw! We don’t want to have Baby Face Nelson on our hands. So the final picture is of Clay Matthews! Yes ladies, he’s got the jaw defined and all. If I weren’t for his Locks of Love hair I’d think I’d have a crush on him. Don't lose it....

So to all the ladies out there, what would your perfect man’s face look like if you had access to the Perfect Man Builder 2012? Yes your husband does count if you are married. Post in the comments or on Facebook. I don’t want to miss looking at a handsome man’s face. So I thought to end this blog I would give you a song instead of a quote. This was taken from the Dick Van Dyke show sung by Sally Rogers aka…Rose Marie called Santa Send A Fella. In this song, she puts in a request to Santa on the perfect man!